cob nobbing

When someone takes the buttery spread packet from KFC and uses it as lube to administer a blow job.

She totally used the buttery spread packet from KFC to go to town cob nobbing him.

by Allimac November 23, 2019

off the cob

out of place; weird

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?

by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up

Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.

by THEBESTWORDS69 November 25, 2016

Rock the Cob

Rock the cob is a game consiting of a board and a dowl with a corn cob on it. You then thro rocks at the corn cob trying to stall the rocks on the board and or stalling the rock on the top of the corn cob.

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Cob Master- Rock the Cob

by Mankato Locals at divine May 23, 2009

chip cob

Another name for a chip buttie (sandwhich comprised of chips between two slices of bread) usually served with tomato sauce (tomato ketchup)

Yeah mate I will have a chip cob with tomato sauce please.

by I J Moore October 30, 2007

cob hair

The hair surrounding a person's anus.

Man, that chick's cob hair looks like a forest!

by Nutbuster March 31, 2012