A Cluster Fuck

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.

Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.

by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006

clubsbian

A heterosexual girl who makes out with her heterosexual friends at the club for entertainment purposes only. This is usually done to gain VIP access or free drinks.

"Becky and Heather are making out for those geeks in the bachelor party, They are such clubsbians."

by lilslim April 29, 2005

Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002

cluster spunk

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.

Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"

by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009

Cluster Child

Noun |
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.

2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.

Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?

Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...

Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!

by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011

Clubstep

That one demon in the main GD levels that gives you a brain aneurysm every time you play it. It has these clubstep monsters that look like it had a fucking meeting with Satan himself

Boris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jim: 91
Boris: NO I BEAT CLUBSTEP
Jim: That's probably the only accomplishment you will have in your life but good job.

by no reeal name, just me December 22, 2021