Clintasaurus

A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.

Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."

by teamramrodd January 18, 2012

Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.

“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”

by KaptKyle July 21, 2020

pulled a clinton

A scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to fuck up the very last minute.

Person 1:"Bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. But then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line"
Person 2: "Nigga pulled a Clinton"

by BitchAssFggtRekt November 25, 2016

Clinton legacy

Sex between the Bushes

by Lightcrossser July 19, 2003

Clintonian

1. Of or relating to the Clintonian philosophy.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.

1. That new book by Bill Clinton is very Clintonian indeed.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Clinton

Is the name of the most handsome loving hardworking man ever. He was born to be a protector and sculptor. Although he hates to be called a handy man he is that and more. There isnt a thing he cant fix. He is an amazing musician that can play the guitar with such passion you can feel his soul shining when he plays. He has had one hell of a hard time in this life and has lost alot of loved ones but you wouldnt be able to tell cause he wears his crown and and armor with strength and courage. He is the ultimate man and deserves nothing but happiness. Oh and he is the coolest dad everrrr...

Clinton you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've taken you for granted far to long. I love you for eternity...

by JenQueen April 16, 2019