Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.

Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.

by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010

Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

crinker

a person who thinks creatively

Sally is a great crinker.

by Crinker May 17, 2010

clicker

1.) remote control
2.) car directional/signal

1.) hey can you pass me the clicker
2.) youre clicker is so obnoxious it makes me want to eat younglings

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Clinger

Someone who you regret meeting due to them being around all the time.

Person A: "Man, look at Billy, always following John around."
Person B: "I'm glad I didn't meet Billy, he's such a clinger."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

muff clunkers

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.

My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.

by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005

clicker

Remote control used to change the channel on the TV

THis show sucks! Where's the clicker?

by robl0 July 16, 2003