Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019

The Adam Clause

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.

Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?

by BruntBlue April 18, 2018

Friendship Clause

In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.

In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.

"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."

by Dex Rip March 29, 2012

Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.

God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

skeech-clause

An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"

by Cooter T. Bass October 22, 2008

Rebel without a clause

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.

Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause

by p993 June 8, 2013