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CHUD

A cooked item or dish which, on presentation, looks uncharacteristically slimy or gross. Usually chud food is unexpected and the sign of a bad chef.
That empanada looks like a CHUD.
by lucidreamstate June 7, 2011
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Chud

A complete idiot who uses old timey speak to try to sound intelligent. Goes far beyond the scope of what is considered geeky. This dude thinks it's cool to wear a monacle and a top hat, and speaks in literary references 24/7.
My boyfriend is stuck in the 1830s. What a chud.
by awesomeland713 August 14, 2011
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Chud

Chud- Another form of chode or a penis that is longer in diameter than it is in actual length.
We were at a party and Matt kept hitting on all the nasty bitches like a fuckin chud.

Sean got hammered with Josh on the 4th and acted like such a collassal fuckin chud.
by dbreezy98 July 19, 2010
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Chud

A penis that's wider than it is long.
"my penis is 4'' across, and 3'' in length"
by Chodester July 16, 2003
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Chud

Jayme loves the chud.
by Team Foxski December 9, 2010
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Chud

A complete pathological liar. One who sees things in their own little egotistical world. Is dependent on marijuana use. "Shady" and unreliable. One who thinks he can get every girl, and yet only gets the drunk ones. Also is under constant parental supervision.
Quit Broexaggerating you chud.
by Ryan Nissila September 23, 2008
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CHUD

Chud is extremely short and fat penis. Can also be used to describe a person.
Nicole K is a chud
by R@@ach3ll September 21, 2009
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