Chud 

This is when your penis is wider than it is long.

Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.

Chud by jonnyboy123 September 5, 2007

Chud 

A person that constantly disappoints friends and family.

Such as being late for their own party, never being able to be contacted when needed and forgetting important events.

Other characteristics of a chud, include, but is not limited to trying to act kawaii and consistently fails at their attempts to do anything.

I can't believe that chud is late for his own party.
Dude, did you see that chud randomly blurt out stuff during class.

Chud by Kiddwarrior June 14, 2014

Chud 

A mixture of cheese and mud caused by the interaction of dairies and trench warfare.

Wipe that chud off uniform, soldier.

Chud by Steve November 19, 2003

Chud 

A child or infant.

Usually refers to someone's unwanted or unintended bastard offspring.

An insult.

(While in a shopping mall, a child of a rather young, single mother walks into you and it dumps ice-cream on your pants):

"Woman! Put your dirty little chud on a leash and be a parent! That cost me $100!"

Chud by Glamdoll December 28, 2008

chud 

A highly powerful and supremely attractive man, often admired, and even revered, by others, as well as the best at whatever he does.

Some girl: I think I could just die, a chud just graced me with a few words...

chud by Lord Chud sur Paendragoran July 20, 2008

chud 

the over accesive sweating come from your black dick

doug is itching it right now

chud by doug nowlan February 22, 2003

Chud 

It's a slang word for chewing gum.

"Hey pal may I have some of that chud?"

Chud by BigBoiSwoony February 15, 2017