Chopper

A punter that buys or sells a commodity with a hope of making a quick buck, but has no true conviction for the trade.

The only hope for a chopper to succeed is luck!

Martin: "I want to buy Apple shares because they're bound to go up!"
Luca: "Martin, don't be such a chopper!"

Phoebe: "Hey John, what do you think of Omar?"
John: "Omar Naveed Kayaam? He seems okay, but he's such a chopper! He's got no idea what he's doing!"

by Khoei July 8, 2019

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

Keep Choppin

Made famous by Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano.

When things are tough.. when things are going against you.. When quitting is the easiest option..

KEEP CHOPPIN!

If you are lost in the middle of the forest and dont know which way to go, just start chopping every tree down and you will then be able to see your way out.

Eric Legrand, paralyzed Rutgers football player, has a tough, long road to recovery. But he will keep choppin and walk again, believe it!!

by ericfoster4prez January 22, 2012

West Coast Choppers

Company owned by Jesse James to produce custom choppers. Very famous pop culture brand these days.

Tyson owns a custom bike from West Coast Choppers

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

price chopper

where ur manager has the education of a 10th grader. where the customers are so stupid they cant tell when a registers light is off that means ur closed. where dumb asses go at 3 in the morning 2 buy a 300 dollar order. where people buy the most expensive foods for free with a magical food stamp card. where customers threaten employees of going to Hannaford grocery store when we want them there.

none u already know. price chopper means what i wrote above.

by tp000000139 June 30, 2008

chopped

an ugly ass biatch

Look at dis bitch...she chopped as a mo'fucka

by Netty March 4, 2004

screwed and chopped

The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.

Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C

by james September 11, 2004