roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010

booty chowder

1) diarrhea 2) male semen discharge after taking it up the poop chute.

1)After I ate at that "B" rated taco shop, I got some mean booty chowder. 2)I took it deep up my rectal cavity only to discover I had bad case of booty chowder afterwards.

by john ho October 11, 2007

clam chowder shower

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.

by dan and george June 30, 2011

Chowdered

To be chowdered is to make out with a girl within 30 minutes of her giving a different dude head, preferably in the rank ass bathroom of your local bar.

Joe: Dude, I just made out with the hottest chick in the room.

Mike: Which one?

Joe: The one over there in the blue shirt.

Mike: Bro, she just blew me in the bathroom five minutes ago. You just got chowdered.

by Buck Fertuzzi August 1, 2010

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

bum chowder

when something unfortunate happens

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!

by kammerer1993 August 31, 2011

butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.

1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 19, 2004