Chafe

the one down side of masturbation

I'm chafin up a storm underneath this blanket

by Ass Ice September 20, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Chaf

adj. Chafest
1. Chill as fuck
2. Characterized by being extremely chill, or excessively chill.

Dude playing the guitar with all my friends in the middle of this japanese garden is totally chaf!!!

by jujobaco October 15, 2013

Carfew

A curfew that is usually much earlier then usual due to having your parents car.

man i really wanna go to that party but my carfew is midnight.

by poopbasket December 23, 2008

chubby chafer

a callus or rough spot built up on the skin of the palm do to frequent pleasuring of oneself, thus causing irritation (in the form of chafing) to the penis.

a masterbation catch-22.

Numerous jerk-off sessions caused a chubby chafer to form on my palm two days into my internet porn subscription. The friction it caused really irritated my penis.

by Fist Of Fury April 3, 2008

chaf

-Adjective (Chiefly Rio Grande Valley, TX)
1. Cheap, tawdry or of poor taste.
ORIGIN: Derived from Spanish 'chafa.'

Oh my God, that blouse is totally chaf.

by Cid Deuce April 27, 2006

chaffetz

Chaffetz is named after Jason Chaffetz and refers to when someone rails your partners ass with no lube while you watch. Then they walk painfully and awkwardly for days after because of the Chaffetz

Man Jules had a case of Chaffetz after getting plowed by her side piece.

by DcUnited February 13, 2017