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Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011
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Charles in Charge

When your bangin' your boyfriend and he's about to cum, you scream right in his ear drum Who's in Charge? He submissively says "You are" and you push his face into the pillow, spit on the back of his neck and yell "NO" Charles is in charge!"
I was banging Douglas the other night and yelled "Who's in charge?" He said I was so I pushed his face in to the pillow, spit on the back of his neck and yelled "No,Charles in Charge"

He later sang the "Charge in Charge" theme song while he did the dishes.
by johnsafriend January 27, 2011
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career-holed

To choose a college major or enroll in a training program for a job field or profession that is desperate for applicants and is hiring like crazy but by the time you complete your education/training the market for your skill has become saturated and nobody is hiring.
Before I enrolled in college there was a shortage of electrical engineers,they were hiring like crazy and making top dollar.Four years later I have my degree but all the jobs have been filled.I just got career-holed .
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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Depth Charge

Ok you need a Pint of Guinness and a shot of Vodka...

Now drop the shot glass full of vodka into the pint of guinness and drink before the shotglass hits the bottem...

Thats a fuckin depth charge!
back in the day me and my dad used to drink depth charges after playing foosball for about 15 hours while tripping on strong cid...
by Mikey gavinn October 3, 2004
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Faggot show full of Asians and people who got in but didn't deserve it and don't do their work. Most of us are suicidal, on drugs/alcohol and running on caffeine and energy drinks. The counselors suck and don't do their job (except 1) and then are surprised when we have a mental breakdown in the bathroom. The amount of homework and overall work that you get is so overwhelming that you want to kashoot yourself. Here you are either super athletic and in crossfit or you are the laziest piece of human flesh to ever walk the Earth and there is no in between. Most of the teachers suck and have no respect for the students and then get mad when we have no respect for them or others. There is a "No BuLlYiNg PoLiCy" but no prevention against it. School spirit is nonexistent and Dance Co is really good but the girls dances are sexualized.
Student 1: I go to West Career and Technical Academy and I have 5 failed suicide attempts because of it
Student 2: I'm failing 6 of my classes because teachers refuse to put my grades in
by FaGgOt666 November 11, 2018
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Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.
"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"
by Why do I have to sign up?! January 7, 2010
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Erotically Charged

Lately I have been very Erotically Charged.
by hottymiccumface August 4, 2007
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