chairing

Chairing is the act of fucking or masturbating on a chair while watching pornography.

Dude I just got a chairing by that girl I met!

by defmaster123 December 29, 2023

Chairing

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"

"I love chairing people, its so funny!"

by SphereSquared January 23, 2024

chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

by morting March 17, 2025

Chairo Kami

Have you seen Chairo's bob? You'll recognize it at first glace because of how fuckass it is. If you can't find it, she might have to order a new one using code Zipster!

Local: "Chairo, your bob is looking extra snatched and slayed the boots down Houston i'm deceased today!"
Chairo Kami: "Thank you Icon remember to stream Sour"

by kattystarlitt April 6, 2025

Chairing

A chairing is when a girl sits on a mans face for sexual pleasure.

Hey babe can you give me a good chairing tonight

by ExternalScreams May 7, 2025

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

chairnatomy

"Chairnatomy" is literally just chair + anatomy
the anatomy of the chair.

Person 1: "Anyone who studies chairnatomy is the coolest on the block!"
Person 2: "We don't talk about the coolest on the sphere."

by sloppy M joe January 4, 2026