Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing
by Aandavan February 17, 2021

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 8, 2010

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult
Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023

An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨
by S-Blade23 November 2, 2020

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.
by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

A well-known snitch.
by issagrownchild September 2, 2018
