cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Cellphobia

Cellphobia: The Moment you think you lost your Cellphone ... but ya didn’t

I Lost my cell I can’t find it I just had it , I think you have Cellphobia ? Your phone is in your hand ...

by Srfaloha August 19, 2019

CellHunter

Cellhunter is a synonym for Chad Thunder Cock, aka a chad

Holy shit, look at that 6ft buff CellHunter over there!

by vwoop November 1, 2020

Cephisodotus

Baddest motherfucker to exist, girls love him. He turns them all down to romanticise his melancholy and solitude.

Did you hear Cephisodotus just turned down Jessica, man that dude has some issues.

by LilChada69 November 19, 2022

Celching

When you have another man cream pie ur girls pussy and then go down on her after

My boy Dylan filled my girl up and then I proceeded to clean her out with a good Celching

by Dusty Rackleford June 8, 2023

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013