cell-centered

The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.

Be prepared to be ignored if you go out for dinner with Alyssa. That girl is totally cell-centered.

by cherryblossom July 25, 2010

cellephony

Just like telephony, which is defined as “ the working of a telephone or telephones,” cellephony ( or alts. celluphony or cellaphony) refers to the whole world of cellular telephones, cellular communications devices, and cellular telephone technology.

The company wants to extend its reach into the realm of cellephony.

“Cellephony is god’s gift to the bored and the ignored.”

“To succeed in business today, one must be an adept cellephonist.”

by Grebdehrm January 28, 2015

cell balling

I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38

I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby

Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans

"Cell Balling is very sexy"

by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021

MOBIUS CELL

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voicemail, leaveing a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voicemail again, because person 'b' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through

see definition above

by MMichaell June 27, 2005

synovial cell sarcoma

A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.

“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”

by The Brigham Young January 30, 2018

Whiskey cellar

Whiskey cellar is an uncommon kink where a girl likes having guys pour whiskey up their rectum to punish their liver without getting drunk, then have the guy drink it out their ass

Guy one: yo dude, I gave that bitch the Whiskey cellar!
Guy two: get the fuck away from me you fucking degenerate!

by I cum on hamsters February 1, 2021

Get Off The Cell Phone

A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand

"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."

by Leanne Young May 24, 2006