carson

carson is a player.he plays aaa hockey.dont make him mad because then he will go through your trash at night.His eyebrows and eyes are to close together.he will make u happy but not really.his birthday is may 9th 2007 so don't forget to wish him a good one.his snapchat is smitnation44

its carsons birthday today wow i thought he was dead.

by jimmie blake May 7, 2020

Carson

😮🍆👊💦

Carson is bustanuttible

by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022

carson

rapist

carson raped a women and children

by sexybabbykkk May 23, 2022

Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

A stupid little bitch that only cares about himself.

Why are you being such a Carson?

by AlexDaBean March 30, 2022

Carson

The opposite of a Saywer. Carson will go after your ex girl right after you guys break up and have no care for your feelings. Fake friend

Bro look at Carson flirting with your ex! Didn't you guys break up yesterday?

by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022

Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021