Capricorn

I’m not those hardcore astrology believers but I hate capricorns. We’re a bad chemistry. Not necessarily couple wise - but family related too. Though it’s true Leo’s tend to be prideful - it’s no doubt that Capricorns are the most prideful signs. You can’t ever win with one and it’s like ur whole world goes down the gutter once you cross paths with one. I would like to name an honorable mention, I thought I HATED scorpios but they’re not even close to where Capricorns are worse as they come. Capricorns always think they’re in the right and that no one goes above them. Major control issues and they can’t let you breathe. I seriously feel sorry to whoever has came across a Capricorn or even are married to them now. Maybe some of them out there aren’t the way I describe but every Capricorn I’ve known so far are the same and are the reason I even wrote this not January 24th, 2022 at 11:16 pm.

" Why are you crying so much, what happened??"
"My Tia is a Capricorn..."
...
*cries together*

by astralkiss January 24, 2022

Capricorn

They epic im one but if you make a definition of a capricorn and it's a dirty one. You are insulting jesus and don't believe him. Born dec 19- jan somthing

Defining word Capricorn, they are *** **** gay, more bad crap
100000 thum down
Me: they don't think about jesus XD

by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022

capricornnue

A capricornnue is someone that gets scared easily,especially when visiting a place they haven’t been in a while but used to go to very frequently.This is a type of person who never really has words to describe how their feeling,they usually always say "I’m fine" but they’re never actually fine and the times they are they don’t really know what’s going on or why they are.A capricornnue is someone who doesn’t know,maybe they do,but they don’t really know.

"I’m feeling very capricornnue today."

by obsessedluvr March 29, 2022

capricornnue

This is a person who never really understands what their feeling and because of that when asked to,"talk" or "write" about how they feel,they simply can’t because it’s always too much.They start at first and can never finish it properly because there’s too many things,so they end up writing a lot.They don’t know how their feeling,ever.

"I didn’t know what to say when she asked how i was so I called myself a capricornnue in my head!."

by obsessedluvr March 29, 2022

Capricornize

Created by Joshua MacGuire ("Joshua the Psychic"), the word alludes to the 10th sign of the zodiac, Capricorn, and means to create a structure, order, and/or framework for greater efficiency (as the sign of Capricorn is wont to do).

There's so components to each project, I really have to capricornize to get ahead successfully.

by PsychicJoshua December 29, 2022

capricorn

A capricorn is a person whos born in between December 21st and January 20th.
As a capricorn, everybody judges you for it for some reason. (especially white girls)

Person: What's your zodiac-sign?
You: Capricorn!

by sethbutno August 3, 2023

Capricious Division

When your girl wants to divide you many separate pieces.

Yo my girl keeps calling me a Capricious Division man.

by ExodusIsntAGigglePus August 30, 2023