Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Achilles Cankle

When a chick would be otherwise doable, but her Cankles are her tragic flaw and render her un-doable.

Sure, Susan would be hot, but have you seen her cankles? Damn them! Damn her Achilles Cankles!!!

by TRSlyder August 8, 2010

butt cankles

Tbe area under a fat chicks butt that looks like another butt.

the Kardashian sisters have butt cankles.

by 3388djc June 25, 2012

cankle

The incorrect spelling of kankle.

That girl is so fat she has cankles!

by Tom Fink July 26, 2007

head cankle

The state of having no chin. This gives the illusion of a neck connected to a head with nothing to show the difference.

"Kids, don't stare at her head cankle."

by britdziak March 7, 2008

Cankleing Cum Shot

When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet

I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after

by DindsayRade69 November 10, 2016

rankles my cankles

Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.

I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!

by Smittytricks December 30, 2011