gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

greasy caesar

State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.

Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.

by jacob schooner October 2, 2018

Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.

Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Dark Caesar

An all round even hair cut which hair is cut low enough so that u can barely see the scalp giving the name "Dark" Caesar. Similar to the regular Caesar but isnt cut as low. This style looks best when hair is wavey.

We sum fly ass niggaz rockin dark Dark Caesars.

by NYC Diplomat December 6, 2006

Julius Caesar

The love and delight of the human race

Julius Caesar was the most distinguised man of Roman History.

by Ethan Flack April 26, 2008

Julius Caesar Especiale

The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.

The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.

by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010

Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008