cockmonster

A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.

AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!

by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006

cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock

vic barron is a cockmonger

by billy blue balls July 3, 2003

cockmo

a guy who plays sports that is gay, and is the only one on the team.

"John was looking at me funny in the shower earlier."

by abner jenkins May 6, 2004

cockmouth

When a person opens their mouth wide while playing a sport.

Carolina had a cockmouth when she dunked the ball.

by chitownluv35 August 27, 2008

cockmongler

One who mongles the cock

Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.

by 123 April 18, 2003

Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior

"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"

by noodlecast April 21, 2009

cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003