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cockmonster

A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.
AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!
by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006
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cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock
vic barron is a cockmonger
by billy blue balls July 3, 2003
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cockmo

a guy who plays sports that is gay, and is the only one on the team.
"John was looking at me funny in the shower earlier."
by abner jenkins May 6, 2004
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cockmouth

When a person opens their mouth wide while playing a sport.
Carolina had a cockmouth when she dunked the ball.
by chitownluv35 August 27, 2008
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cockmongler

One who mongles the cock
Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.
by 123 April 18, 2003
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Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior
"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"
by noodlecast April 21, 2009
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cockmonger

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.
by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003
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