Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

baked

The wayi like my cookies.

Goddamn them some goodass cookies Harriet.

by Mr. Brothers March 26, 2005

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009

baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009

baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

by vanderpol September 5, 2010

boKed

To mean in bed or asleep.
Using "OK" as a person when looked at sideways in between the word bed.
Sideways person in bed.

"yo man, stop texting me, i'm boKed"
"i think dondi is boKed"

by dkcheung November 18, 2009

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014