Bulletproof

To be able to withstand the negative emotional/mental aspects of the life; includes relationships, friends, family and all drama in general. Best known by La Roux's song of the same name.

"This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof."

"No you won't bitch, you're one hot mess."

by dan! December 5, 2012

cunt bullet

The cotton drain plug used to block the red tides from washing up onto the cunnilingual shores of the clitoral and labial beaches. The little white bullet that goes into the barrel of the baby cannon. The licker's quicker picker upper. Stops the aquisition of redwings; a term coined for the plasma mustache begotten from chowing the putang of a girl on the rag. Riding the cotton pony.

Did you see that chick's g-string? Yeah that's not the only string I saw. She must be wearing a cunt bullet. Rip tide fellas!!

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

bullet magnet

Anything or anyone that is prone to draw gunfire/trouble on their position.

1. Christ, this vehicle is a friggin' bullet magnet in this area.

2. Steve needs to keep his mouth shut, he is a bullet magnet.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

take a bullet

1) To intentionally receive a bullet that was supposed to be for someone else.

2) To be able to hold any consequences for protecting someone's personality, values and interests.

1) The criminal was about to shoot my girlfriend but I stood in front of her and took the bullet instead.

2) My anti-anime dad found an eroge game at my younger sister's bedroom and now judges her as a "worthless daughter". So I come up and take a bullet for her by explaining to my dad that if he takes away all the anime, manga, eroge and specially her friends whom she made thanks to her interests and values, she won't be the same anymore and will be someone she isn't. I also added the eroge game was mine and that I just asked her to hold it for me.

by Yumisekai July 9, 2011

Bulletin Whore

The person on MySpace who posts five bulletins, one right after another, usually surveys, and takes up all your bulletin space on your homepage.

Tina: "There goes Jackie again, posting five bulletins."

Lauren: "Again? She's such a bulletin whore."

by Cheela June 25, 2006

mind bullets

A phrase probably coined by Tenacious D. The phrase appears in the song "Wonder Boy"

My mind-bullets struck him in the artery, causing him to shit his liver out.

by Didda Tinkle July 8, 2004

The Bugle

The world's best, and currently only audio newspaper for a visual. Hosted by John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman, this weekly satire-filled podcast is known for it's humorous segments (especially Hotties From History).

Last week on The Bugle, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing as Andy Zaltman discussed the world economy.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis March 2, 2009