brownboard

the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.

Gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating Indian food.

by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011

Brownberry

Those whop use their Blackberry handheld email devices while on the toilet at work. Indicative of an age where you cant even have a S**t in peace.

I was just in the loo and the guy in the loo next to me was sending Brownberrys.

by AntonyBaker December 21, 2004

brownhead

Another name for a heroin user

Oh man James is such a brownhead

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008

brownbacking

The opposite of brown nosing: treating homosexual co-workers so shitty they become distraught.

"The governor was so adept at brownbacking the gay mailroom employees that one of them finally blew his brains out."

by jonhomebrewer February 11, 2015

Brownback

A term that is used when a baby has shit so much it went up its lower back.

"Man your baby smells dude,Holy shit it has a brownback. You should clean that shit."

by haloboy May 7, 2009

Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.

'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'

by Lonitwat November 14, 2016

Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.

While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012