Polish Briefcase

A plastic bag.

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.

by Timo3 November 6, 2009

briefs

Briefs are a type of underwear that are worn mostly by men. They are often more embarrassing because they don't cover the upper part of the legs, unlike boxers. They are not common with the "cool kids".

Boys that wear briefs are a target for wedgies. If you are a brief-wearer next to kids that wear boxers in a locker room, you are almost guaranteed to get a hanging wedgie. A common nickname for them is tightey whiteys, whitey tighteys, or TWs.

Once, when changing in the boys locker rooms, I took off my shirt. Then some jock pantsed me and saw my briefs. He called his friends and gave me an atomic wedgie. Everyone saw and laughed, then they hung me on a coathook, giving me a hanging wedgie. I stayed there for the rest of the day, hanging from my white briefs. I still wear briefs every day, even though everyone gives me wedgies from them every day.

by ASPGIHAWGIHAWPGHWPIHPHPWHAPRRW March 11, 2010

BRILLEN

TO CHILL, LAYING OUT WIT FRIENDS

I WAS BRILLEN YESTERDAY

by TWIST100 January 23, 2009

Brifty

The emergency fifty dollars a woman stashes in her bra on a night out.

"Wow I spent a lot tonight. Lucky for my brifty or i couldn't afford a taxi home."

"Your round!"
"but i have no more mon... Agh forgot about brifty. Saved."

by Wilsolon March 26, 2011

Brilliantce

A sarcastic term to be substituted in for wherever "Brilliance" or "Brilliant" would be used earnestly if not for the raging stupidity at play.

Co-worker A: "Our pointy haired boss just suggested we replace Apache with IIS on Linux."
Co-worker B: "Brilliantce!"

Friend A: "Want beef stew?"
Friend B: "I'm vegan."
Friend A: "Oooh I'll use a chicken broth then."
Friend B: "Brilliantce."

by Puddles McGee June 12, 2012

Briley

Briley is an amazing guy who cares for everyone in his life. He has a touch exterior but a soft spot for the ones he loves. He’s a huge goof ball and loves to have fun, he is also always unapologetically himself.

Briley really knows how to have a good time.

by Egrace12347 April 5, 2021

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005