Braiden William Braaten

My middle child who drives me nuts and make me want to drink my self to sleep. Takes my stickers and lies about them .. eats his boogers and wipes them on the car seat.

Braiden William Braaten you’re driving me nuts

by Mother Knows Best December 10, 2019

Braiden Vernor

Braiden Vernor is a Tamohawk indian who was recently appointed King of Ochiltree County. He is extremely good looking and super smart. He was named strongest man in the world in 1994, a year after he was born.

1. Oh my gosh are you Braiden Vernor?
2. Yes I am.
1. You're my hero! I wish I could be just like you!
2. Everybody does.

by El Rey de congelado November 7, 2009

Braining

The process of splitting a pre-killed mouse or rat's skull from the shoulders to just above the eyes to expose the brain. Braining is used to increase the smell of the mouse/rat in order to seduce difficult snakes to feed.

My Ball Python refused food for over a month so I tried braining the mouse and it ate immediately.

by Shiz Nickles October 29, 2008

Branding

To acknowledge that you and another individual whom you happen to be in contact with, at that place and time, are wearing brand name clothing from the exact same brand.

Tim: Thats a cool Hollister shirt Cole, where did you get it?
Cole: Same place you got yours you preppy douche-nugget.
Tim: Haha man, we are TOTALLY branding!

by thecoolcanadian April 14, 2011

brandine

A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.

Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!

by Wise Man July 21, 2003

Braining

V. To Hold the scrotum out of the top or bottom of your shorts. sort of making it look like a brain. To show this to someone or catch them off guard with it is the best thing.

"Hey man look over here!"
"Dude thats gross, put it away!"
"haha you just got brained!"
"thats braining for ya!"

by xbballbrandon23x September 28, 2009

Braidyn

A goddamn retard that makes music and plays minecraft.

"He's a Braidyn"

by TheFattestOne69 October 7, 2019