begging for the moose 

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt

Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!

begging for the moose by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012

begging bitch

An individual or individuals persistent nagging or pestering to receive financial or emotional gain.

("Every time i see this bitch she want money"! ) ol begging bitch!!!

begging bitch by Mr 240 shawty February 15, 2017

loot bagging 

when you go out to the bar and don't have to pay for any drinks

I went out last night and I was totally loot bagging,

loot bagging by Dani86 December 6, 2009

Hobo Bagging 

Hobo Bagging

1. To place your alcohol bottle in a brown paper bag.

2. To insult a person of dubious residential status

Are you "Hobo Bagging" that bottle of hooch?

Hobo Bagging by @JameySuede September 15, 2010

Sucker begging 

Speaking casually about your money woes in the hopes that the person you're talking to will volunteer to help you out financially. Begging without begging.

Lawrence: Eric called me yesterday talking about how he didn't know where he was going to get the money to pay his phone bill. He just went on and on about it. I felt bad for the man, so I volunteered to loan him the money.

Brandy: He does that all the time. He was sucker begging. He never asks for money directly.

Sucker begging by Brangelina444 March 5, 2011

Mud Bagging 

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)

friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.

Mud Bagging by Dick Champ May 22, 2011

Moss Boggin 

Anal intercourse with an anus lacking cleanliness and a pleasing appearance. Hair, lint, and dingle berries are usually present as well as an offensive odor. Upon retraction from the anus one will usually find trace amounts of Peat Moss on their penis.

Man, last night I was feeding it to The Fat Smelly Girl. I was balls deep, Moss Boggin for hours....It was Filthy.

Moss Boggin by G-T-G-Benny June 9, 2011