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Boregasm

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.
Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."
by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010
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boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
by hotboxin December 28, 2005
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boregasm

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.
Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.
by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009
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bodewash

1) Buffalo chips or cow dung
2) A flamboyant schoolboy who prances around like a pansy
1) Laurel tripped and landed face-first in a steaming pile of bodewash

2) "Dude Kyle, stop acting like a flippin' bodewash"
by BryceAlmighty June 6, 2007
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Bodean

Something or someone thats close to impeccable
Yeah I know just look at how perfect she seems like a Bodean
by AmazinginlyBhad October 27, 2010
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bodego

a word that a kid named keith made up, meaning someone that is sketchy. usually accompanied by 'slippery' infront of it.
"you slippery bodego!"
by notkeith October 18, 2008
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boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.
Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.
by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004
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