Blooper

1. A mistake
2. An embarassing scene or action.
Usually applies to TV

"Linda made a big blooper last night when she fell down on the set."

by mademoiselle September 22, 2003

BLOOP

The sound a thumb makes when being pulled out of an asshole. This term generally implies a man pulling a thumb out of a woman’s asshole, though can be used for all gender combinations.

“Bloop”
Woman: “What was that?”
Man: “Me pulling my thumb out of your asshole, Maggie”

by Stonekilled July 4, 2018

blepharoplasty

Type of eyelid surgery to create a "double eyelid" or fold over the eyelid. More common for asian born with no natural fold, not to look more caucasion (sp?) but to make eyes appear less "droopy" and so makeup is easier to apply.

I hope to get blepharoplasty when I turn 18, it costs around $1000 or so I've heard.

by Vickee February 18, 2005

BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009

Blerp

A short sound clip (typically composed of a meme, movie quote, or song lyric) sent to better express one's feelings.

He sent me a Blerp of Taylor Swift during our breakup.

by jjoocceeee June 30, 2018

Bad bleep

I need a bad Im 𝒷𝓁ℯℯ𝓅 addison rae, lol shawty the baddest, and she got her ways. These lyrics are very special to me because I am Addison Rae...

Person #1: I started a fire that turned into arson that turned into mass murder LOL!

Person #2: omg! You’re such a bad bleep!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

bleeper

one who swears alot

bob: hey look john theres carl!
john: hey carl!
carl: !@#% !@%# &$%@ %@#$!@#$!#$@
bob: wow, he's quite a bleeper

by imabest March 26, 2010