John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark August 08, 2005
a wussy ass snitch who makes up crap, just to get someone arrested. He also hides behind his boyfriends.
by polt May 08, 2005
by thejameshimself July 25, 2006
A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats down the river, you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and testicles. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a sexual experience to say the least.
If you and a girl want to get down, and are at a water park, try the German Blender. It goes as follows.
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!
by Animalraper69 April 05, 2011
Very similar to a gender bender which is a person who outwardly exhibits characteristics of both men and women except this involves someone who identifies as one gender but who exhibits more characteristics of the other in terms of manner and demeanor as opposed to matters pertaining to dress, makeup and the like.
Daryl wears men's clothes, enjoys typically male pursuits, doesn't want to be female and isn't gay yet he talks with an effeminate lisp and has very prominent Jazz hands. He's not a welcome addition to the local gun club even though he's banged over 500 women. He's a real gender blender.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.
Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”
Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”
Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”
by MukesKiwi July 26, 2022
by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016