ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

Gotta Blast

Something Jimmy Nuetron says around the beginning of the theme song for the popular Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron

Me: "Gotta Blast"
Friend: WTF are you masturbating under the table

by YourBoiTheUgandan43 January 25, 2018

Blast the nips

To show off one's nipples in a flashy and colorful way

I'm about to take my bra off, blast the nips.

by Buuuuuussssccchhhhh October 6, 2009

Weiner Blast Beat

A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.

Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat

by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017

gaster blaster

Sans' guns pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded

by chara the human :) May 22, 2017

Scissor Kick Blast

When you lay on your side or back and lift your leg and fart to garner attention. (looks like a pair of scissors)

Lane pulled a scissor kick blast in front of my family. What a pig!

by da bowz September 5, 2009