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Blackspotting

Blackspotting is a way to fight the big corporations. It started with the Blackspot sneaker made by adbusters. It was made to fight everything the coporation stood for, Blackspot Sneakers (the Anti-Corporation) spread the word to "Blackspot" the Logos on your clothes and similar products. Blackspotting is simple. You take out a Sharpie and scribble a circle over the logo on your shoes, binder, clothing, etc... It's their to give the mega-corporations a swift kick in the brand. Some people even blackspot over adds on billboards.
"Sarah Just Finished Blackspotting the Swoosh on her Nikes." "They Had Found out That it Was Kyle who Blackspotted The Logo Sign on the Coke Bottling Plant."
by Zaque January 28, 2006
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Blanks

Non-perscription glasses generally worn as an accessory (not for safety). These glasses are part of ones style and generally are considered hip and progressive in modern fashion. Blanks can be found most frequently in artsy, hip, or up and coming areas such as Brooklyn, Portland, Los Angeles, Detroit and Austin.
"I like Kyle's new glasses, but does he even need them?"
"No, they're not prescription, he's just rocking some new blanks."
"Oh wow, he's so hip."

"I've always liked the way I look with glasses, but I don't have a reason to wear them."
"Who cares, get blanks, it totally fits with your style."

"Bro, did you get glasses?"
"Naw man, they're not real, just wearing them for steez and the ladies like them. I mean Russell Westbrook is rockin' 'em playa."
"Haha dawg I can't believe you're wearing blanks."
by KevinChazbroClark June 5, 2015
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Blankshipping

Blankshipping is the term used to romantically and or sexually ship the Pokémon characters Ingo and Emmet, characters from Pokémon Black and White and Black and White 2. The characters are twin brothers, as in they shared an amniotic sac so it's safe to consider that many people do not want them to diddle each other. When you find a person who seems to have this sentiment for incest; block them. Do not harass or threaten that person.
People on tumblr: I think blankshipping isn't weird! In fact, here's my crayon drawing of Ingo giving head to Emmet.

Normal person: This is basically oncest but with Pokemon characters that barely have screentime wtf
by Vermin#5 June 30, 2023
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Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.
Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank
by whatevercleansyourmess March 9, 2011
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Blacksperger's Syndrome

A disorder with symptoms similar to those of Asperger's syndrome but presenting only in residents of Blacksburg, VA, particularly among students and others associated with Virginia Tech. Clinical presentation includes:

a.) Difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) Awkwardness
c.) Rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) Complete inability to understand sarcasm

Point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of Blacksperger's syndrome.

A person presenting with Blacksperger's syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with associated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.

Some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with Blacksperger's.

There is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
John: "That math test sucked, I just wanted to strangle our teacher."

(pause. stare. silence. pause.)

Wes: "You'd get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher John."

John: "Dude, I think you've got Blacksperger's syndrome."
by DrHardBody January 19, 2011
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blanks

1. What a man that has undertaken a vascectomy edjaculates (the concept that what he fires is useless)
After his vasectomy, tony could no longer fire live rounds, he could only fire blanks.
by t0m_s_1 May 2, 2007
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blacksmith

(n.) a profesional player; someone who has so many irons in the fire, aka bitches, that they might as well be a blacksmith.
Lindsay on Thursday, Kate on Friday, Michelle on Saturday? That kid's a blacksmith.
by bennygotback November 15, 2011
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