Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

blinking blanks

When you’re blinking and it takes ages for your eyes to open again.

A : are you still awake?
B : im blinking blanks

by j3nfr June 1, 2024

Sperm Banksy

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.

Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!

by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

Drop a Banksy

When you enter a public bathroom, drop trow, and projectile shit all over the wall. Wiping is not allowed - you must immediately button your pants and exit the restroom.

Ideally done in a bar. Can be a dive bar or a fancy establishment, with preference on the later.

While exiting the restroom, you yell out "Hey, there is a Banksy painted on the wall in there!" It is strongly recommended you vacate the premises immediately after.

Hey, Jay, you should Drop a Banksy in that bathroom.

by BonsaiSteve January 29, 2025