4 definitions by BonsaiSteve

When you've had so much sex, your balls cannot physically release any more semen until they recover.
Mike Pence had so much gay sex last night with Donald Trump that he had dead nuts.
by BonsaiSteve July 06, 2018
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A covered area where cars can pull up and unload passengers. A car could also be parked here. This word is typically reserved for rich or pretentious douchebags. Sometimes said douchebags have a maid or manservant. Their kids are certainly spoiled assholes. The wives are slutty drunks who tend to fuck other men while their shitty husbands work long hours on Wall Street.
Alfred, pull up the auto to the Porte Cochere. It's sprinkling out and I don't want my tweed jacket to get moist. And by george please keep an eye out for Mimmi. She's been drinking since breakfast and is looking feisty.
by BonsaiSteve October 16, 2019
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A beer with a low alcohol content. Typically drank by a bunch of pussies who can't handle their liquor.
Hey Byron and Chris, bust out the session beers!
by BonsaiSteve January 19, 2016
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When you get screwed or lose out on something. Literally means you get dick fucked in the mouth, and the balls are smacking on your chin.
Dude, you're going to take it on the chin tonight when we play poker!
by BonsaiSteve January 26, 2016
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