The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.
by Balano April 27, 2003
(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
by Gumba Gumba June 01, 2004
by drew a blanky June 27, 2006
"If I don't deposit this check in my blank account before Friday, I won't be going out this weekend."
by JMango August 25, 2009
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1. Nothingness, nonexistence, unreality.
2. The state of your fridge.
3. The antithesis of any surface area in my room.
3. The day I stop loving you.
2. The state of your fridge.
3. The antithesis of any surface area in my room.
3. The day I stop loving you.
by Yellow Koala April 13, 2005
Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017