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Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.
"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."
by metalfr3q December 31, 2011
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Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.
Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.
by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016
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remington bales

a girl who is in love woth the Lord, hates school with a passion, and is loved by many. she is a sweet and a genuinely nice person.
Remington Bales is so trustworthy, i feel like i can tell her anything
by hotbox456 March 12, 2017
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She balenci

A classy hustling self Goal driven boss that makes it happen no matter what
Classy independently about her bussiness and self driven “she balenci
by Thugod August 12, 2022
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kick the hay bale

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.
by Terry Ogre March 2, 2010
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Del me bale tra

means: I love you! (in Sistani language)
Sharbi! Del me bale tra! (means: Sharbi! I love you!)

Note: Sharbi is a Sistanian girl name.
by Goche Sisto November 29, 2013
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two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities
My ex is a two-balled bitch.
by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006
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