blaked

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.

god, im so blaked.

by bobby April 29, 2004

Blaked

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.

"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"

by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011

blazed

the remarkable effect that occurs after the art of smoking dope has been performed which causes unbearable feelings of eccentricity and unrational behavior.

damn, it has been a long day. let's go get blazed!

by dizzy~b June 9, 2005

Blaked

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig March 10, 2016

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

blared up

To be unbelievably fucked up. Most likely from alcohol.

Rick:I just drank a bottle of captain and smoked 2 blunts.
Kyle: Damn g you must be blared up.

by Pick65frg December 5, 2016