baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

by aaus February 11, 2008

Baboon Buster

The sexual act of a person placing their face and head between the breasts of a female with his cheeks puffed with air. The woman then squeezes her breasts together deflating the contained air within the others cheeks.

I gave him a baboon buster he'll never forget.

by ~Fuck-Tard July 4, 2006

baboontang

similar to poontang but refering to anal sex instead of vaginal genitalia. heterosexual anal sex because female baboons are known for their red bottomness.

possibly refers to gay anal intercourse. also boontang.

"I'll get some baboontang up that hershey highway."

The bigger and brighter the female baboon bottom, the greater the fertility of its owner, according to a study published in "Nature".

by abysinth July 23, 2005

baboonon

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online

o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.

by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017

Baboon Fur

Thick ass hair concentrated around the anus.

That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.

Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

by Total Penetration June 5, 2005

maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018