Mount&Blade Warband

Mount&Blade Warband is the upcoming expansion to Taleworld's Action/RPG/Strategy game, Mount&Blade.

Warband will enhanced Mount&Blade with additional armors, weapons, and even enhancements like improved artificial intelligence and graphics.

One of the key features of Warband is the addition of multiplayer battles for up to 64 players. Currently, there is a beta test for the multiplayer portion and many of the Taleworlds forum members have been chosen.

The release date is currently set for Q1 of 2010.

"I checked my e-mail this morning and I got invited to the Mount&Blade Warband beta!!!"

"With Warband, we can finally have some better freaking battles. No more 'run run run run run fight fight fight fight over'."

by BaldurThor August 27, 2009

Bladefisted

Term used to describe a situation (when subscribing to a MMORPG ) where the server you want to play on is unstable or inaccessible.

Usually followed up with a message from the Company delivering the service telling you how much they appologise for inconvenience caused.

"I was gonna play Ninja-Rabbit 2002 with my level 254 character today, but my server was bladefisted so I had to go out and deal some dope instead.."

by Alexander B. October 12, 2005

bladder

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

bladder buddies

Girls who go to the toilet in pairs

The toilet is engaged. The bathroom is full of bladder buddies

by notpoodle February 28, 2008

double blade

Filipino slang for a man who is bisexual

The way he walks and talks I am sure he is a double blade.

by Dosvy May 10, 2009

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020