Bigfootitis

Causes your feet to grow more then 16 inches long, the older you get the more hairier they become,If you shave you feet the hair will grow in twice as thick as before. Stay safe everyone

Son;“Mom why are my feet so big and hairy”

Mom; “Because you were borne with a rare condition called Bigfootitis”

by RealLifeIssues January 12, 2022

Bigfoot

Simply a guy with very very very very big and hairy feet.

Mum why do your feet look as if you stole them from bigfoot.

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022

bafooter

A person that sucks at football but tells everyone their good.

Mira: Bro youre a literal bafooter
Ally: Shut up, its just that im tired!
Mira: sure..

by miasey January 17, 2024

Bigfoot

Beggin Megan

Megan Thee Stallion

Bad bitch she like 6 foot, I call her Bigfoot. The bitch fell off I said “get up on your good foot”

by Pinklambo7 January 30, 2024

Bigfoot

A Cryptozoology creature exclusive to the North American continent that is reported to be over nine feet tall and as tall as fifteen even with a five foot long tail and a "pouch" on the front of the creature where it warms and holds it's egg

Did you hear about that Bigfoot sighting in Pershing county?

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Bigfootage

Low quality or clearly deceptive evidence supporting absurd or irrational claims.

Evidence for flat earth is just bigfootage.

by erm_akshually October 28, 2025

Bigfoots arrived

A term used for describing a deep guttural groan/moan of pleasure that sounds like Bigfoot has blown a full load in the depths of the forest.

The moan can either be incredibly loud or quiet, either way it comes from the depths of the soul.

*A loud deep moan heard from a distance*
-“What the hell was that?”
-“It sounds like Bigfoots arrived ”

by Captain thiccatron January 22, 2026