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beemer

A beemer is a BMW motorcycle! A bimmer is a car. Both nice but get it right!
I bought a new BEEMER. "bmw motorcyle"
by hardy halwell March 21, 2008
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beefaroni

The explosion through the rectum of a mixture of gases
Courtney, did you just beefaroni in my car?
by sarro88 February 5, 2012
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beeker

The tall, skinny Oscar-Meyer-esque Muppet in the Muppet show.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.
"Beeker consumed Kenny the other day."
"That bastard!"
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beejer

"gimme a beejer?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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Dustin Beeper

The Roadrunner character's real name. His nemesis is named Wile E Coyote
Dustin Beeper is a cool name because it sounds like Justin N Bieber
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
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beezerk

Is a slang term for Berserk.
Meaning to go crazy, mad, angry, "offit" etc is/was a term used in the town Middlesbrough.
It comes from the Norce warriors the Berserkers (or Berserks) who wore coats made from the skin of wolves or bears skin. They were understood to have fought in an uncontrollable rage or trance of fury, hence the modern word berserk.
Tezzer - "I swear down right, i never handed in ma homework in to Sir right and he proper went beezerk on me."
by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009
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Tuscaloosa Beefwrap

When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.
Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.
by luckypork July 15, 2011
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