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bed-flipper

A term used to describe the act of having to flip one's mattress over due to urination from excessive intoxication.
I blacked out so hard last night and woke up to a bed-flipper this morning.
by Harmacist October 7, 2013
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bed hopper

Some slut who "hops" from one bed to another
Paris Hilton is such a "bed hopper" because she has sex with lots of men.
by G-MAGIC27 September 19, 2007
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bed worthy

Same as Fuckable or Shag Worthy. Someone who is attractive enough to have sex with but not necessarily a relationship with. Or someone you are on the fence about sleeping with.
Janet: Okay...I'm going to show you his picture. He's kind of cute...I think.

Kate: (After viewing the picture) Totally bed worthy.
by Scarlett Letter February 4, 2012
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bed spins

After consuming large amounts of alcohol and laying horizontally on the back or stomach, usually on a bed or couch the world will start to spin around you. If left unchecked this condition could enduce premature vomiting.
Easy remidies are as follows:
1)Put one foot on floor
2)Roll over onto side
3)Put two feet on the floor, get up, walk to the fridge or make your way back to the party and start drinking till you pass out. Don't stop now, your almost there.
Dude, Jimmy got the bed spins so bad last night he puked all over his moms $3600 leather sofa.
by jcampbell2005 July 12, 2008
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Bed intruder

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
by G428377 August 6, 2010
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bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
by TheFrias November 3, 2013
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Bed & BJ

Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.
She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
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