Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

beasterly

Adjective. Used to describe very low quality marijuana.

I don't know man, those nugs look pretty beasterly.

by SmokinTheDuke September 26, 2006

badster face

a person or thing that isnt really samrt nor coraperating with you basiclly someething or someone that is making you look REALLY dumb!!!

if a girl walks by you toward a guy that you like and you flirted but she does something better, and she calls you a badster face. she made you look really dumb or if something your working on isnt working with you it can make you look really fucking dumb!

by krissay June 27, 2007

beaster

weed that has been over-fertilized.

At least beaster is better than reggie bush.

by AlGREENBITCH! March 13, 2010

beasterleg

a well-toned, muscled leg, or an individual who has such legs; commonly referred to in skateboarding when a person's calves can be seen

'Dude, look at that beasterleg! No wonder he can do that trick!'

by Andrew Pectorabi May 22, 2007

beardstache

The name given to someone who grows a beard before High School.

Patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during Junior High School.

by mkorn November 12, 2007

beasterpiece

anything and everything created by a person named "Taylor" or "Gary"

Gary created a beasterpiece in ceramics

by ssfbnsvnslnvklndsb November 9, 2011