A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 14, 2009
Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
by eyyohoee May 05, 2010
by Daddykirk69 November 18, 2019
noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
muffin beaches are by default amazing
Marco is my muffin beach!
by mrs.einstein February 13, 2009
The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week
by Hades January 03, 2003
The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.
"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"
"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"
"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"
by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018
by Skippalicious May 05, 2020