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italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008
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Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "
by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010
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Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009
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Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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barberpreneur

(n). A professional individual who combines various practices and techniques from the barber industry with savvy marketing and business strategies to achieve greater connections, benefits and self-promotion.
I attend a beauty expo and listened to this "barberpreneur" speak on business practices and achieving a quality cut.
by jdillard January 30, 2018
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Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.
We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.
by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020
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Shannon Barber

Amazng friend

sooooo good lucking
she's soooo hot! insnt Shannon Barber
by asdfASDGF February 4, 2010
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