Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

BaitedRumble

a furry gay man

person 1: "OH LOOK ITS BAITEDRUMBLE"
person 2: "OH SHIT RUN NIGGA RUN"

by mememaster69x September 1, 2017

basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

by MILLER604M May 21, 2021

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

it bartender

An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.

Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.

by Jamels1 September 3, 2016

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek. Loves her fans. Gorgeous 20 year old woman, jasmine Ann bartek is the most amazing tiktoker

Hey! Have u heard of jasmine bartek?

Huh who?

Jasmine bartek she’s so kind and sweet

by Dariabartek November 3, 2021

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008