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Louisville Bartender

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.
1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.
by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011
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Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
by MamaG83 June 1, 2010
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Dutch Barbecue

when you take a nasty shit and someone goes in right after you
I've been hoping Cedric would invite me over for a Dutch Barbecue for years now.
by poppel March 20, 2009
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jewish barbecue

To burn down ones own home or building to collect insurance money
They were able to go on vacation this year and build a new home, thanks to their Jewish Barbecue this spring.
by HAshMAn September 4, 2014
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bartek

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.
Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!
by GabDoddYT August 28, 2019
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Bartek

haters'll say it's fake but I'm a bartek
by bartek bigwood October 21, 2019
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joes barbecue foot massage

A restaurant in United states that states "if its flyable we will make it deliciousable"
by Thdhdgh May 22, 2018
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