up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

Barred

Slang term in the East Coast, used to emphasize something that is meant to be taken literal, or when someone makes a statement and they really meant. The term "barred" also refers to the term "bar", which is usually when something spits a cold rhyme with meaning, which can also be used wit the term "barred".

Im so hungry i can eat a fuckin cow b, and thats barred.

Yo, Dominos is better than Pizza Hut, BARRREEEDDD.

Bruh it we take another L, im t'n up on all you mofos, and thats barrred.

Mike: Ready to graduate and gtf.

Mia: BARRED

by saucybro35 May 15, 2017

Barse vinegar

the sticky wet sweaty substance that gathers around barse area after activities regarding abnormal heart rates ie Male thrusting

"My arse is dripping of Barse Vinegar"

by Craig Strachan February 16, 2009

No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co

High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!

by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017

Barred up

Having taken one or more xanax bar(s), causing a drug fluid conniption. Usually turning the user into a zombie.

Ronny was barred up and dead-eyed.

by Mr. Piff November 8, 2017

barsenet

Barsenet is a lovable girl who at times is manly. She has a very defined muscle and works out 7 times a week. She makes any man she is with insecure because of her legs are massive. Under all the muscle is a cute girl who just wants to be loved. But if you mess with her love, she will pound the shit out of you.

Elli: Dude, why are you all bruised?

Joe: I forgot to take the trash out and my girl went for barsenet on me.

by Psycho_eng1neer January 31, 2020

Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"

"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"

by TheRealDictionaryOfficialGamer March 9, 2021