Bangkok has him now

A situation that is beyond saving

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now

by zeprunner3 October 14, 2011

Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore March 17, 2009

Bangkok Snowglobe

A sexual act where a Thai Hooker spits a man's semen up into the air after he came, letting it rain down all over herself.

Did you hear about Ryan getting a Bangkok Snowglobe from that ladyboy on Khao San Road? I don't know what you're talking about, it doesn't snow in Bangkok

by AlyssaSakulHouse August 31, 2011

Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.

Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.

by thedigitalprincess August 23, 2011

bangkok three way

A three-way sexual encounter in Bangkok, Thailand in which at least one of the participants is anally penetrated.

Bangkok three way

by Dontwvwrchek November 15, 2013

Bangkok Blowback

During missionary, while thrusting hard to bring your partner to pleasure, she farts so hard that it lifts your ballsack up mid-thrust

I was hammering away at Sally so hard she farted and gave me a Bangkok Blowback.

by stoicfather December 4, 2024

Bangkok Broiler

When a chinese hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.

If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my facorits noodle shop Pho No Look At Who They Let In The Back Door.

by The.Good March 18, 2025