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the act of a thot banging a male stripper

also buddhist city
β€˜hey where are you from?’
β€œbangkok”
by gabe itch69 April 08, 2019
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The capital and largest city of Thailand; a leading city in southeastern Asia; noted for Buddhist architecture. Located in the southwest on the Chao Phraya River near the Gulf of Thailand. It is a leading port and industrial center with a major jewelry market. Population: 5,876,000.

The Poetic name for Bangkok is Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmpras<b>it.
Let's go to Bangkok.
by Issac Cox July 17, 2003
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A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.
Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (
by Bryce May 19, 2003
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a prank invoving asking a person "what's , "the capital of Thailand?" the person then usually sais, "Bangkok?" Then you kick him in the balls.
Guy 1 : He man, What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2 : Bangkok?

Guy 1 then kicks guy 2 in the balls

Guy 1 : (laughing) Bangkok, get it, Bang Cock!
Guy 2 : Oh my sack!!!
by Gambi June 04, 2007
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Bangkok, Oriental city, the crem-de-la-crem. The best city in Thailand.
I spent one night in Bangkok in 1985, 18 years later, I bought a ocean-front home down there.
by Saints September 20, 2003
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When you hit your dick. Bang cock. You dumass.
It doesn't matter how old you get when you
hear Bangkok you'll giggle every time.

I'm 42 years old I'll laugh every time because you
start thinking about the origin of names.
You start trying to figure out how
they came up with that name like they
were having a meeting in Thailand.
They're all like we need a name for the city.
Man 1: Okay quick lunch break we come back and name city
Man 1: (Hits dick) Oooohh shit.
Man 2: What happened.
Man 1: I bangkok.
Man 1 and Man 2 in unison: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. We have a name.
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by IG@sandbagtrophy May 10, 2019
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Me: What's the capital of Thailand?
Idiot: Ummmm...I don't know.
Me: BANGKOK!!!
Idiot: HOLY SHIT!!! IT FUCKING HURTS!!!
by B.o.B April 12, 2004
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