chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 14, 2003

White Balled

Generally being accepted into a group or setting.

Antonym: Black Balled

His Ivy League education, meant he was automatically white balled into the Crips but overlooked by the Bloods.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

cock 'n balled

When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.

After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.

by habitual sassbox March 21, 2012

balled up

High on cocaine.

We were all balled up at his bachelor party after doing lines off the strippers ass that we got in a fight with the neighbor.

by RRichardson December 30, 2010

ballsectomy

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.

I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy

by flowerboat March 10, 2017

Low-balled

When you surprise someone with an unexpected and undesirable result.

"You low-balled me!!"

Jim the Builder was in a program. He was caught drinking at the program. He was allowed to continue in the program for two days but we were secretly planning to can him. After two days, we dismissed him. He said, "Hey, you low-balled me!!"

by Jim the Builder October 29, 2009

White Balled

(v.) To conspire or vote against Black people in a deliberate effort to silence them.

"I know; very well, what this country is capable of, and I know that this country will attempt to "white balled" you if you appear to be too potent, too powerful, and will put every little thing in your way" - Sonia Sanchez (excerpt: Conversations with Sonia Sanchez pg: 183)

by osatmusic January 18, 2017