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Evil Balloon

Condoms used in raping by the rapist.
Also used by Pedophiles.
Police : We found his cum in this evil balloon.
Rapist : But-
Judge : Death Penalty!
by PhantomXV February 3, 2018
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North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon

The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.
Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.
by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010
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Balloon Fight

After having sex with your hoe you take off your rubber and slap her in the face with it.
Yo E- Train I hooked up with my chicka last night and after I blew nut I yanked of my Jiz Balloon and we had a Balloon Fight....I won
by mcputter March 8, 2009
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clown balloon

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.
"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."
by jmbalaya April 6, 2008
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meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 15, 2006
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Balloonshop

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.
"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop
by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011
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Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.
"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"
by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009
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